Song: Hardware Store

Running Time: 3:44

Album: Poodle Hat

Parody of: Original Song

Lyrics: Lyrics

Video: None

Fan Video

Download/Listen: None

Forum: Forum Discussion Page

TriviaEdit

• "Every 27th customer will get a ball peen hammer free" is another mention of then number 27.
• The total count of items in the hardware store is the amazing number of 61 different utensils.
• Duracells and Energizers are popular brands of batteries.
• Automatic circumsizers don't exist.
• The sound of tools in the beginning may have been inspired by Money by Pink Floyd