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Lyrics: (Note: Lyrics in italics are spoken, not sung.)

Hey girl, you know our economy's in the toilet,
But I'm still gonna treat you right
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah, yeah...

Tater tots,
Cold Duck on ice
and we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah, yeah,

Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey D's
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said, you can even have the large fries. (large fries)
Yeah, yeah

Baby, you should know I'm really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the two-ply
Water, you can get it, my dear,
I got my Costco membership card right here.
Yeah

You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em coming.
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it.
Dump the flavor packet on it, and eat it.

Pork and beans
and minute rice
And we can play cribbage all night
and baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah, yeah

I can take you to the laundromat downtown
And watch all the clothes go round and round
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like)
Yeah, yeah

Hottest shortie I know
If you had some lipo
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven-dollar bills roll
Inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes
As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinkos!
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain't got to to pay me
That's the way I roll

My chick can have what she want
At Walmart she can pick out anything she want
I know you ain't never had a man like that
Who doesn't make you buy a generic brand like that
Yeah

You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai?
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
But that's kinda far, and I'm not made out of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?

Mac and cheese would be alright.
But let's send out for Pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
I said you can even have the last slice (last slice)
Yeah, yeah

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next door.
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah, yeah

And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo, My wallet's fat and full of ones.
Yeah, It's all about the Washingtons, that's right

You want White Castle, need White Castle
As long as you got me, it won't be no hassle
You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift-store jeans on sale half-price
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said, you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah, yeah

Baby, I can give you anything you please,
Even share my government cheese,
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like)

Yeah.
Yeah...

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