Lyrics: (Lyrics in italics are spoken by the 'Announcer')
Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week? Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing I don't understand It's true (Haven't got a clue) B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem When I flush the john, then your shower goes on (Baby) Now watcha gonna do? If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench (Baby) He'll be there for you Shower's backing up (up, up)? Water won't go down (down, down)? Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Don't forget my plumber Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Sink's been stopped up all summer Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Better call the plumber He'll know what to do Pipes been blowing up Pipes been breaking down And the carpet's soaked... right through Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba Ba-ba ba ba ba, kitchen's flooded, too Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba Ba-ba ba ba ba, girl, you know it's true B-b-b-betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay (Baby) He can be here by 2:00 So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash Makin' service calls in his overalls (Baby) He'll do his best for you Sewer's backing up (up, up)? Got you feelin' down (down, down)? Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Don't forget my plumber Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Leaky pipes are a bummer Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby Time to call the plumber Maybe call a few Got a problem with plumbing? Gotta blame it on something Blame it on the drain it was cloggin', cloggin' Blame it on the faucet that drips all night If hairballs, grease and goo Won't let the water through Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah When I flush the john, now when I flush the john It turns your shower on (Roto-Rooter 6-5000) Ba ba-ba-ba, baby Better call my plumber He'll know what to do Call now. We're in the yellow pages!
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