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One time I was in the checkout line behind Steven Seagal
Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill was in the very next bathroom stall
My best friend's brother, well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2
My neighbor's baby sitter dated three of the guys in Mötley Crüe
I swear Jack Nicholson looked right at me at a Lakers game

I got a lame, lame claim to fame (Ow-wee)

Check it out
I bought a second hand toaster from a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt
I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria, well, he sure sounded legit
My sister used to take piano lessons from the second cousin of Ralph Nader
Last year I threw up in an elevator next to Christian Slater
Well, guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian's are exactly the same

I got a lame, lame claim to fame 
A really lame, lame claim to fame 

Once at a party, my dentist accidentally sneezed on Russell Crowe
I posted first in the comments on a YouTube video
I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi but he told me this seat's taken
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who know a guy who knows a guy who knows Kevin Bacon

(Ow-wee)

I had a car that used to belong to Cuba Gooding Jr.'s uncle
A friend of mine in high school had jury duty with Art Garfunkel
One time I was staying in the same hotel as Zooey Deschanel
I used the same napkin dispenser as Steve Carell at a Taco Bell
I don't mean to brag but Paul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name

I got a lame, lame claim to fame 
A really lame, lame claim to fame 
That's right, I'm talking lame, lame claim to fame 
A really really really lame, lame claim to fame 

Ow, let's get lame, boys

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