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Lyrics during episode:

Little ditty
'Bout Homer and Marge
Her heart was as big
As his stomach was large

Oh yeah
They say love goes on
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone

Lyrics during credits:

That's the story
'Bout Homer and Marge
Two folks I helped out
For a nominal charge

After Homer went gay
They patched up their schism
But the dude never dealt with
His alcoholism

Weird Al sayin'...

Oh yeah
The credits go on
Long after the viewer's interest is gone

Oh yeah
Weird Al had fun on this show
Even if it was just a brief cameo

Lyrics from live performance:

Little ditty
'Bout Homer and Marge
Her hair was as big
As his stomach was large

Yeah they met in school
In '74
If you do the math, they're now
Sixty or more

Suckin' on a squishee
Outside the Kwik-E-Mart
Homer's building arterial plaque
In his tender teenage heart

Homer say "Hey Marge,
Our lifetime of fun's about to start
But then they got it on
And they made them a Bart

Sayin'
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the land of chocolate is gone

Homer tried to jump
The Springfield gorge
Got himself in a feud with a bad
Neighbor named George

Marge almost had a fling
With her bowling instructor
But she turned him down
So, that guy never... kissed her

Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the great Maude Flanders is gone
Oh yeah, they say life goes on
I won't even reference season ten on

Gonna let it rock
Let it roll
Here with all my nerds at
The Hollywood Bowl

Hold on with two hands
As long as you can
Take yourself to the steel mill
That's chock full of gay men

Oh yeah, the Simpsons will go on
Long after the human race is all gone
Oh yeah, they say life goes on
You can buy my merch at weirdal.com, one word

Little ditty
'Bout my favorite show
Now I guess it's time for my
Accordion solo

Return to Homer And Marge

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