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Lyrics:

I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggy bag from the waiter
So I just keep what’s still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation,
Microbes, enzymes, mold, and oxidation
I don’t care, I’ve got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, Tupperware containers,
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavors sealed in tight

With aluminum foil (foil)
Never settle for less
That kind of wrap is just the best,
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler (cooler),
Eat it when you’re ready
Then maybe you’ll choose (you’ll choose you’ll choose you’ll choose)
A refreshing herbal tea
(Hm, lovely)

Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
I've figured out these shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know that they're finally primed
For world domination
And soon, you've got black helicopters comin' 'cross the border,
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware, there’s always someone that's watching you
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning.
Don’t mind that, I'm protected, ‘cause I made this hat

From aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that’s foil-lined
In case an alien’s inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar (‘culiar)
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove (I’ll prove, I’ll prove, I’ll prove)
There’s a big conspiracy

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