Ah, ah, ah, cha cha
Cha, cha, cha, cha cha

Listenin' to the muzac
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root canal

My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor please

My teeth are afright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

You're jab at my nerve endings
It's drivin' me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with Novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm in severe

Please stop for a bit
Now let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

Oh, oh!
Ah, ah, ah, cha cha

Validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
Should make one more appointment
For a week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A little problem on
My X-Ray, oy vey!

It's getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

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