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Lyrics:Bad Hombres, Nasty Women

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  • -Normal voice

♫-In song

Al: * Good evening.

Trump: * Well, first of all, it's great to be with you, and thank you, everybody.

Al: * This is it--your last chance to make an impression, so...let's make it count.

Trump: * Ok.

Clinton: * We know we've got lots of work to do.

Al: * Let's do this in B-flat minor.

(Al: ♫ AHHHHHH)

♫♫♫♫♫♫

Trump: ♫ Such a nasty woman.

Clinton: ♫ He choked.

Trump: ♫ Wrong.

Clinton: ♫ He choked.

Trump: ♫ Wrong.

Clinton: ♫ He goes around with crocodile tears.

Trump: ♫ Wrong.

Trump: ♫ Such a nasty woman.

(AHHHH concludes)

Al: ♫ We have so many adversaries overseas, can we all agree to be frenemies?

Clinton: ♫ I would work with our allies in the Middle East, that's the only way we're going to keep the peace.

Al: * Ok.

Trump: ♫ Mosul, Mosul, Mosul, so sad, so sad. It's a catastrophe, so bad, so bad.

Al: ♫ Can everyone achieve the American Dream, or should they sign up for my Ponzi Scheme?

Clinton: ♫ We are going to go where the money is.

Al: * Alright.

Clinton: ♫ We are going to help small businesses.

Trump: ♫ Our jobs are being sucked out of our economy, right now, our country is dying, dying, bigly, bigly.

Al: ♫ Why should you run the show?!

Clinton: ♫ We've gotta' do more.

Al: ♫ Tell us 'cause we need to know!

Trump: ♫ We need to get the drug lords.

Al: ♫ 2 more weeks until we vote!

Trump: ♫ You get shot walkin' to the store.

Al: ♫ Who should really run the show?

Clinton: ♫ Donald got into a twitter war.

Al: ♫ For the Supreme Court who would you choose?

Al: ♫ Please don't say me--I'm a busy dude.

Trump: ♫ The Supreme Court: It's what it's all about, the 2nd amendment is under such, such trauma.

Clinton: ♫ I understand and respect gun ownership, I hope the Senate confirms the nominee of President Obama. Al: ♫ To stop a cold war, what should we be doin'?

Al: ♫ Would you go thumb wrestle Vladimir Putin?

Trump: ♫ I don't know Putin--this is not my best friend, he's outsmarted Hillary and she's playing Chicken.

Trump: ♫ Look at a startup they signed.

Clinton: ♫ You are willing to spout the Putin line.

Clinton: ♫ These cyber attacks from the Kremlin are designed to influence our election.

Clinton: ♫ Putin has a very clear favorite in this race: He'd rather have a puppet as President of the United States.

Al: ♫ Why should you run the show?!

Trump: ♫ We have horrible deals.

Al: ♫ Tell us 'cause we need to know!

Clinton: ♫ Donald bought Chinese Steel.

Al: ♫ 2 more weeks until we vote!

Trump: ♫ I should win easily.

Al: ♫ Who should really run the show?

Clinton: ♫ He's talkin' down our democracy.

Trump: ♫ It's so dishonest, I say it's rigged. She should never have been allowed to run based on what she did.

Al: * I see.

Clinton: ♫ Our democracy works--we've had free and fair elections.

Clinton: ♫ Donald thinks things are rigged every time things are not going in his direction.

Trump: ♫ We have some bad, bad hombres here, and we're gonna' get 'em out, it's what it's all about: Bad hombres.

Al: ♫ Why should you run the show!???!!

Clinton: ♫ I wanna' raise the minimum wage.

Al: ♫ Tell us 'cause we need to know!

Trump: ♫ Our country is so outraged.

Al: ♫ 2 more weeks until we vote!

Clinton: ♫ We invest from the ground up.

Al: ♫ Who should really run the show?

Trump: ♫ Our jobs are being sucked, sucked.

Al: * Wow--that was great, guys, fantastic melodies.

Trump: * Thanks a lot for doing a great job.

Clinton: * I'm very proud of that.

Al: * Is it windy in here or is it just me?

Al: * Just me? This is--this is my wind? Just--just for me?

Al: * Cool.

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