Al's Suing ReasonsEdit

Eating half a million chaloopas and getting fat. (Taco Bell)
Using Panasonic's microwave to dry off his cat. (Panasonic)
Calling Earthlink and being put on hold. (Earthlink)
Spilling a cold Frappuccino on his lap. (Starbucks)
Swallowing a Nerf ball and nearly choking to death. (Toys "R" Us)
Eating a bag of kitty litter and getting bad breath. (Petco)
Putting his finger down in a bottle of Coca-Cola and getting it stuck. (The Coca-Cola Company)
Buying a ticket to New Jersey, going there, and finding out that it sucks. (Delta Air Lines)
Shoving a Duracell's AA right up his nose. (Duracell)
Buying a Home Depot's hammer and dropping it on his toes. (Home Depot)
Taking a bath with his laptop, causing it to stop working. (Dell Computers)
Looking like a jerk when he puts a Fruit of the Loom's tightie-whithies on his head. (Fruit of the Loom)
Getting all depressed every time his cellphone is roaming. (Verizon)
Colorado looks a lot like Wyoming. (The state of Colorado)
Neiman Marcus putting up their Christmas decorations way out of season. (Neiman Marcus)
He wanted to sue Ben Affleck.

Misspelling NamesEdit

Taco Bell: Taco Belle
EarthLink: UghrthLink
Starbucks: Starbux
Toys 'R' Us: Toysaurus
PetCo: PetKo
Coca Cola: Koca Kola
Duracell: Durasell
Home Depot: The Homey Depot
Dell: Def
Neiman Marcus: Nemen Markus
Also on the Verison Guy's shirt, instead of Verizon, it said "Shut Up or I'll KILL You"

This is the closest thing so far to an original rap song by Weird Al.
The first thing Al complains about is how he became Fat.
In the animation, the lawyer uses Tom Morello's "Arm the Homeless" guitar with "Homeless" replaced by "Lawyers".
The animation is made to match Rage Against the Machines' music videos.
The end of the video shows the band driving in a car, and when seen from the front the trio looks like the Pep Boys.
Al's liscence plate says I-SUE-U